Total Drama Naruto Lyoko S1Ch1

Season 1 Chapter 1: Cliffhangers


Beast Boy: *appears on the dock of an island* What's up dudes?! I'm Beast Boy! You might know me from the Teen Titans, but today, instead of kicking bad guy butt, I'm here to host season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now! Here's the rundown, twenty-two teens have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this cruddy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other and then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. After each challenge, one team will win and one team will lose. The losing team will have to watch one of their team members walk down the Dock of Shame, board the Boat of Losers, and leave the show, forever! *goes to the firepit* Their fate will be decided here, at the dramatic bonfire ceremony where each ceremony, all but one camper will receive, *picks up a marshmallow* a marshmallow. In the end, only one camper will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it: they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to face: Dangerous wildlife, *turns into a bear and roars then turns back* disgusting camp food, *shows slop of food being thrown on a plate* and each other! Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras stored all over the camp. Stay tuned to find out who will have what it takes to survive the most totally dramatic island ever! Welcome to TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND!

(starts with Beast Boy on the dock)

Beast Boy: Welcome back, you dudes ready to meet our cast? Good, we made sure to get people that most likely don't know each other and-- *a motor is heard* Oh, here is our first contestant now. *boat drives up and Tenten walks out* Hey Tenten!

Tenten: *runs up and hugs him* It's so awesome to meet you! You're my favorite Teen Titan!

Beast Boy: Well, why wouldn't I be? *smirks*

Tenten: *breaks hug then looks at him* You know, you look even shorter in person.

Beast Boy: Uh...thanks. *another boat drives up and Rock Lee gets off it*

Rock Lee: Hello, I am Rock Lee! I am here to fill this show with the Power of Youth!

Beast Boy: *sweatdrops* Well...good luck with that.

Tenten: Hi Lee.

Rock Lee: Tenten? You did not tell me you signed up.

Tenten: Yeah, I wanted to surprise you and Neji.

Beast Boy: So wait, you two know each other?

Rock Lee: Yes! We are fellow Shinobi from the Hidden Leaf Village!

Beast Boy: Whatever that means. *another boat drives up* Well, here comes our next contestant, Yumi.

Yumi: Hey guys, great to be here-- *looks at the camp* Wait, is this where we're staying?

Beast Boy: This is where you're staying. I'm staying in an air conditioned area away from here.

Yumi: Hmph. *walks to the others* Looked better on the brochure.

Naruto: *his boat arrives and he jumps onto the dock* Finally! I thought I'd never get off that thing! *to the boat captain who's off-screen* Learn how to drive boat why don't ya?!

Beast Boy: *taps his shoulder* Um, dude? You're on national TV.

Naruto: Huh? Oh, right! *gets so close to camera that his face is blurry* ...Uh..hi, I'm Naruto Uzumaki...uh...I'm gonna be Hokage....uh....hi Grandma! *walks over to the others nervous*

Rock Lee: Hello, Naruto. I'm glad to see you have made it safely.

Naruto: Hey Bushy Brow. *looks at Yumi* Who's she?

Yumi: Hi, I'm Yumi.

Beast Boy: Ok guys, our next contestant is, Hinata.

Hinata: *feet to head camera pan effect* Hello everyone. It's a pleasure to-- *sees Naruto* N-Naruto?!

Naruto: Oh, hey Hinata!

Beast Boy: I'm guessing you guys know each other too? Does everyone hear know each other?!

Yumi: Don't look at me. I don't know any of these people. *a boat drives up and her eyes widen then go into a glare* Except for her.

Sissi: *steps off the boat* Nice to see you to, *takes off sunglasses* Yumi.

Beast Boy: Welcome, Sissi.

Sissi: *walks over and she and Yumi glare at each other*

Tenten: Um, hi. I'm Tenten.

Sissi: Whatever. *turns around as the next boat arrives*

Beast Boy: Everybody please welcome, *camera dramatically zooms in on the floor of the dock as foot steps down then it pans up* Sasuke!

Naruto: *gasps* Sasuke?!

Sasuke: *looks over at him and sighs* I figured as much.

Naruto: *walks over to him* Sasuke. What are you doing here?!

Sasuke: Why should I tell an idiot like you?

Naruto: *glares at him* I'm guessing you're still working for that evil snake Orochimaru?

Sasuke: And I'm guessing you're still chasing me like a lost puppy?

Naruto: *growls at him* I promised myself AND Sakura that I'd bring you back! And I intend to, one way or another! *goes to attack him*

Sasuke: *blocks his punch then reverses it, putting in a tight armlock then says in an ice cold voice* Try anything on here, idiot, and I'll just kill you in front of thousands of people.

Beast Boy: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Sasuke's right! *gets them to break the armlock* We're on national TV and these people are here to watch you guys 'almost' die in order to win 100 grand.

Sasuke: *chuckles darkly* Well then, this show will be interesting, to say the least.

Beast Boy: Now, I don't know what kinda history you two have together, but until the end of this show, you're just gonna have to make a truce and not let your past get in the way of this competition.

Sasuke: *rolls eyes* Fine, but if he starts anything, I'm not responsible for what happens to him.

Naruto: *still glaring at him* Fine. *holds out hand* Truce?

Sasuke: *glares back then shakes his hand* Truce.

Beast Boy: Yeah, and you can tell that Sakura girl the same thing.

Sakura: *as he finishes his sentence* I'm standing right here.

Beast Boy: *jumps caught off guard then turns around* Well speak of the devil, Sakura's here.

Naruto: Good comparison.

Sakura: *anime rageface* What was that Naruto?!

Naruto: *holds hand up in surrender* Ah, nothing!

Sakura: That's what I thought!

(camera shows a boat driving up fast with a boy waterskiing behind it)

Beast Boy: Ladies and gentlemen, Odd!

Odd: *still waterskiing* Whoo-hoo! What's up guys-- *loses balance* Whoa!! *falls and spins across the water then reaches the dock and flies to the other end, crashing into the other contestants' luggage*

Everyone: *groan and cringe from crash*

Beast Boy: Wicked wipeout dude!

Odd: *gives a thumbs up under the luggage*

Beast Boy: *another boat drives up* Hey Herb!

Herb: Greetings Beast Boy. I can't wait to show my potential on your show. *walks over to the other contestants*

Beast Boy: Good luck with that. *another boat drives up* Contestant number eleven is, Ulrich.

Ulrich: Hey, Beast Boy. It's great to be here. *walks over to the others*

Yumi: *happy* Ulrich, you made it!

Ulrich: Huh? Oh, hey guys! Can't believe you made it here before me.

Sissi: Ulrich dear! *hugs him*

Ulrich: Whoa! Sissi! *struggles to get her off* Calm...down!

Sissi: *breaks hug and giggles* Sorry Ulrich.

Beast Boy: *to himself* Seriously? I thought we got people that didn't know each other. Not people that are already buddy buddy with each other. *another boat drives up* Alright dudes, please welcome, Aelita.

Aelita: Hello everyone.

Beast Boy: How's it hanging?

Aelita: *confused look* Uh...how is what hanging?

Beast Boy: Um...nevermind. *she walks over and another boat arrives* Hey, here's Jeremy!

Jeremy: Hi! Pleasure to meet you Beast Boy. *shakes hand*

Beast Boy: *smiles* I'm sure it is.

Odd: What's up Einstein?

Jeremy: *walks over* Hey guys! You all made it!

Aelita: It's great to see you.

Rock Lee: Oh how youthful it is to see friends reuniting again after a long journey! *anime tears*

Tenten: *a little annoyed* Calm down, Lee.

(a boat drives up with Ino on it)

Ino: Hey guys! *gets off boat*

Beast Boy: Our next contestant, Ino.

Ino: Hey Beast Boy. *walks to the others* You guys might as well quit now, because I came to win!

Sakura: *rolls eyes*

Beast Boy: *a boat drops off two young girls and he walks to them* Tamiya, Milly, welcome to camp!

Tamiya: *looks at the campsite then gasps* Milly, look! It's a summer camp!

Milly: Really? I've always wanted to go to summer camp! Yay! *they run over to the other*

Sissi: Wait, aren't you two a little young to be on a reality show?

Both: Yes, yes we are. *walk past her*

Beast Boy: *another boat drives up* Neji, how's it going?

Neji: Fine thank you. *walks over to the others*

Tenten: Neji! Finally, you made it!

Neji: Tenten? I didn't expect to see you here.

Rock Lee: Neither did I. She gave both of us the element of surprise!

Ulrich: Is he always like that?

Sakura: *sighs* Pretty much.

Beast Boy: *yet another boat drives up* Nicholas! What's up dude?

Nicholas: The sky, duh.

Beast Boy: Uh...ok then.

Naruto: He's kidding...right?

Beast Boy: Moving on... *Nicholas walks to the others and the camera shows the bottom of a giant fan hit the dock with a girl standing next to it* Temari, glad you could make it!

Temari: Hey, Beast Boy. *looks at the others* Interesting bunch. There's even some Leaf ninja here. This'll be fun. *walks to the others*

Odd: Hi! *tries to high five her but she accidently sets her fan on his foot* Ow! *holds foot* How much does that thing weigh?! A ton?!

Temari: Yeah. What of it?

Odd: *weirded out* Nothing.

Beast Boy: *is looking at the contestants until he hears a munching noise* Huh? *turns around* Oh, welcome Choji!

Choji: *is eating a bag of chips* Hi Beast Boy. *munch munch* It's, *munch munch* great to be here. *munch munch munch*

Beast Boy: Uh, dude. You do know that outside food isn't allowed here right?

Choji: Huh? *looks at bag* Oh, sorry! *quickly eats the rest of the chips then throws the bag away* There, problem solved! *laughs* So, when's lunch?

Ino: *sighs* That's Choji for ya.

Beast Boy: Soon, dude, soon. *another boat drives up* But first we have to meet our next contestant, Shikamaru!

Shikamaru: *groans* Man, why do I have to be here?

Choji: Hey Shikamaru! It's great to see you!

Ino: *happily runs up to him* Shikamaru! It's about time you got here!

Shikamaru: Hmph. The only reason I'm here in the first place is because you made me sign up. It's a total drag.

Ino: Come on Shikamaru, it'll be fun!

Shikamaru: *sighs* Whatever.

Temari: *smirks* Well, well, well. Still complaining I see.

Shikamaru: Wait a minute, you're here too?! Man, now this is just one big problem...

Beast Boy: *a final boat arrives* And our final contestant is, Kiba!

Kiba: *jumps from the boat while it's still a good distance away* Yahoo! *lands on the dock* Hey Beast Boy. I'm psyched to be here! *walks to the others*

Hinata: Kiba you're here. *looks around* Where is Akamaru?

Kiba: Oh, they said I couldn't take him with me, poor little guy. *makes sad face*

Naruto: Little?! Have you seen him? He's huge!!

Jeremy: Who's Akamaru?

Kiba: *smiles* He's my ninja hound, and best friend!

Odd: You have a dog? So do I, his name's Kiwi!

Kiba: Cool! *thumbs up*

Neji: *spreads arms* Dude, I think you mean...

Neji and Kiba: EXCELLENT!!! *guitar rift*

Everyone else: *has gone chalk white with wide eyes* ....

Beast Boy: *shakes off white* Alright dudes, enough excellence, that's why I'm here. Now that everyone's here, we need a group shot for the promos. Everyone to the end of the dock! *everyone walks to the end of the dock and Beast Boy jump on top of the last boat with a camera* Alright guys! *everyone poses* One, two, three-- Oops! Forgot the lens cap! *takes it off and everyone poses again* Ok, hold that pose! One, two-- Wait! Card's full! Hang on!

Ino: Come on, my face is starting to freeze!

Beast Boy: Ok, I got it! Now, everyone say, "Wawanakwa!"

All: Wawanakwa! *dock breaks and they fall into the lake* Aaah!! *picture is taken*

Beast Boy: Ok guys, dry off and meet me at the firepit in 10 minutes!

(time skip to at the firepit with the contestants sitting on stumps and some standing)

Beast Boy: This is Camp Wawanakwa!

Naruto: Sounds...painful.

Beast Boy: Oh trust me, *dramatic pause* it's excruciating.

Naruto: ...Wait what?!

Beast Boy: Oh nothing, anyways. This is your home for the next 8 weeks. Now, you may or may not know the people sitting around you--

Naruto: I do!

Sakura: *whaps on the head* Shut up, idiot!

Naruto: Ow!

Beaast Boy: *annoyed* Thank you Sakura. As I was saying, either way, these people will be your teammates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. And remember, the camper that manages to stay here without getting voted off will win, 100,000 dollars!

Sissi: Um, Beast Boy, what are the sleeping arrangements? Because I'd like to request the cabin with a lake view since I'm the prettiest.

Beast Boy: Ok, first of all you're not, necessarily, and second, that's not how it works. Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other. Alright, now it's time to separate you into two teams. When I call your name, stand over there: Yumi, Ulrich, Odd, Jeremy, Aelita, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, Sissi, Tenten, and Kiba. From now on, you guys will be known as, *tosses them a banner with their logo on it* the Screaming Gophers!

Odd: Awesome guys! We're all together! *pulls Yumi, Ulrich, Jeremy, and Aelita in closer*

Yumi: Yeah, *sighs* but unfortunately Sissi's on our team too.

Beast Boy: That means the rest of you: Naruto, Hinata, Sasuke, Sakura, Herb, Nicholas, Neji, Rock Lee, Temari, Tamiya, and Milly. You guys will be known as, *tosses them a banner with their logo on it* the Killer Bass!

Temari: What kind of team name is that?

Beast Boy: Hey, don't look at me. The producers came up with the name.

Sasuke: *sarcastically* Well this is just perfect. *looks over at Naruto and Sakura*

Naruto: *looks back at him then at Sakura who is standing next to him* Well, looks like we'll all be a team again.

Sakura: Yeah. *looks down slightly* For now anyways.

Beast Boy: Ok campers, you will be on camera in all public areas throughout the competition. *cuts to him in the confessional* You'll also be able to share your personal thoughts in this outhouse confessional. Let the viewers know how you really feel! Or, just get something off your chest.

Yumi(confessional): *sighs* Well, this place is okay so far I guess.

Hinata(confessional): I'm on the same team as N-Naruto. *blushes then shakes her head* No, I-I have to focus. It won't be that hard working with him. *blushes harder* I hope.

Naruto(confessional): *in disbelief* I can't believe me, Sakura, and Sasuke are finally gonna be a team again. For the viewers that don't know, us three used to be a team back home, but three years ago, Sasuke betrayed us for an evil snake. *gets angry then calms down* But that doesn't matter now. I'm here to win this competition! With, or without Sasuke!

Beast Boy: Any questions? Good. Let's see your cabins. *scene switches to two cabins* Gophers are in the right cabin, Bass are on the left.

Sissi: *opens the door to the cabin and sees bunk beds* Ew, bunk beds? Isn't that a little "summer camp"?

Yumi: *walks past her* That's kind of the point, genius.

Sissi: *scoffs* Hmph.

Tenten: *as everyone settles in* Ok, I think that since most of us don't know each other that well, we should all introduce ourselves, I'll go first. I'm Tenten from the Hidden Leaf Village and I'm a ninja weapon specialist.

Ino: I'm Ino of the Yamanaka clan. My family owns the Yamanaka Flower Shop in the Leaf Village.

Aelita: Um, I'm Aelita and...there's really not that much to know about me.

Yumi: I'm Yumi and I happen to be Japanese like you guys.

Sissi: I'm Sissi and I don't care who you are. Now if you'll excuse me I need to plug in my straightening iron. *walks off*

Ino: Sheesh. We know your Sissi, but what's your name? What's her deal?

Yumi: Oh nothing. She's always like that.

Tenten: Oh, ok. So wait, how did you guess we're Japanese?

Yumi: "Hidden Leaf Village"? "Ninja weapon specialist"? Not hard to figure out.

Tenten: *sweatdrop* O-oh...right.

Sissi: Ugh, there are no plugs in here! *walks out of the cabin* Beast Boy, where are the outlets?

Beast Boy: There are some in the communal bathrooms just over there.

Sissi: Communal bathrooms? Ew! I have enough of that back at Kadic!

Yumi: *walks out also* Then you should already be used to it. So stop complaining.

Sissi: Shut up Gothie! *walks back into the cabin*

Odd: *while walking into the boys' side of the cabin* Man, can she be any louder?!

Ulrich: Heh. You should talk.

Odd: Oh ha, ha, ha.

Jeremy: So, Kiba was it? Are you guys really ninja?

Kiba: That's right! We're real ninja through and through!

Shikamaru: It can be a drag sometimes, but it's not all bad.

Beast Boy: Ok dudes, you have thirty minutes to unpack then meet me at the mess hall. See ya!

Hinata: *walks up to Naruto* So, N-Naruto. It looks like we'll be w-working t-together.

Naruto: Yeah, it's great! *puts his hand on her shoulder* It'll be cool for us to be together more often.

Hinata: *blushes furiously and faints from hand touch*

Naruto: *freaks out* H-Hinata?!

(scene change to the mess hall)

Jim: Now listen up! I serve it three times a day and you'll eat it three times a day! So grab your tray, get your food and sit down!

Odd: Wait a minute. Jim?!

Jim: Della Robbia?!

Ulrich: *shocked* Beast Boy, why is our gym teacher the cook?

Beast Boy: He's your gym teacher?!

Yumi: Yeah. Jim, why would you want to be the show's chef?

Jim: Well I needed the extra money. Plus I used to be a cook for the Navy. But...I don't like to talk about it...

Odd: *walks up with his tray* Well either way Jim, just keep the food coming-- *Jim throws red slop on a bun and on Odd's plate* Uh...what's this? Mystery meat?

Jim: No, it's Sloppy Jim.

Ulrich: Don't you mean "Joe"?

Jim: Nope. *acts proud of himself* This is my own special recipe!

Odd: *looks at the food and there seems to be hairs in it* Uh...it's special alright. *cuts to confessional* Man that stuff was gross! Even I couldn't eat it!

Naruto: *walks up with tray* I'll have one bowl of Miso Pork Ramen please!

Jim: Kid, does this look like a Ramen shop to you? *gives him his food*

Naruto: *groans and walks off*

Hinata: *walks in after him and receives food then gasps* It's alive! Do something!

Jim: Huh? Oh, hold on. *SMASHES WITH A HAMMAH* That should do it.

Hinata: *nervously gets her tray and walks off*

Beast Boy: *after everyone sits and eats* So, how's lunch?

Naruto: Seriously, Beast Boy, can we get some Ramen or something?

Jim: *throws a butcher knife passed Naruto's head and it lands in the wall next to the door*

Naruto: *scared* D'ah! It's cool! Brown slop is cool! *laughs nervously*

Jim: *glares holding another knife*

Naruto(confessional): *is crying hysterically*

Beast Boy: Ok then...your first challenge starts in one hour. So enjoy lunch while you can. *walks out of the mess hall*

Tamiya: *nervous* I wonder what they'll make us do.

Rock Lee: It is our first challenge. It cannot be that hard. *scene changes to everyone in swimsuits and on top of a cliff as camera dramatically zooms out showing how tall it is* I...stand corrected.

Beast Boy: Dudes, your first challenge is to jump off the 1,000 foot cliff into the lake.

Sakura: Sounds easy enough.

Beast Boy: Now, if you'll look down, you'll see sections of the lake. The wider area is the part of the lake that we've stocked with vicious, man-eating sharks! Trust me, I should know. *smirks* Inside that area is a smaller area that, we're pretty sure, is shark free.

Yumi: Pretty sure?

Beast Boy: The team with the most jumpers, *under breath* that actually survive, will win a luxurious hot tub! *camera shows picture of a hot tub* The losers, will be sending someone home. Killer Bass, you're up first!

Sakura: *looks down* Oh...wow. So, who wants to go first?

All: *looks back and forth and doesn't say anything*

Naruto: Don't worry guys, I'll go first! It's just a cliff dive into a circle of angry sharks. *jumps off* BELIEVE IIIIT!!!! *falls in safe zone* Yes! I made it! Come on guys, the water's fine!

Rock Lee: He did it! I am next! *runs and jumps off* Youth!!

Temari: *jumps off* Look out below!!

Neji: *jumps off and says unenthusiastically* Wheeeee.

Sasuke: *jumps off and doesn't react either*

Hinata: *looks down and gulps*

Sakura: *walks up to her* Are you ok Hinata?

Hinata: Y-yes. *looks down again* N-no.

Naruto: *from the shore at the bottom* Come on Hinata, you can do it! I believe in you!

Hinata: N-Naruto? *blushes then gets determined* Ok, h-here I go! *jumps off* Aaaaah!!! *makes it in the safe zone* I made it? I made it!

Naruto: Whoo-hoo! Way to go Hinata!

Sakura: Alright, my turn. *jumps off and makes it then smiles at Hinata who is still in the water*

Nicholas: *jumps off* Yeeaaah!!!! *hits a buoy* Oww!!

Sakura: *cringes* Ooh.

Herb: *gulps then jumps off* Aaaah! *hits the water hard enough to where he does a split* AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Bass: *cringe*

Sharks: *cringe also*

Herb: AAAH!! *gets out of spilt and falls in water*

Beast Boy: Ouch! Hate to see that happen. Tamiya and Milly, you're up.

Tamiya: *looks down scared* S-sorry, but...I can't swim.

Milly: Yeah, me niether.

Beast Boy: Oh, that's ok then girls. Unfortunately, that also makes you chickens! *puts chicken hats on them* So, you'll have to where these for the rest of the day!

Tamiya: What?!

Milly: Aww.

Beast Boy: *turns into a chicken* Ba-gap! *turns back to normal* That means, "The chicken path down, is that way." *points behind him and they both walk down the cliff*

Tamiya(confessional): *to Milly who is also in the confessional* See? I knew we should of learned how to swim before we got here.

Milly: *ashamed* Sorry, I didn't think it would be necessary.

Beast Boy: Alright, so that's nine jumpers and two chickens. Gophers, if you can beat that, you win the challenge!

Odd: Cool! Ok, so who's going first? *everyone looks back and forth again*

Sissi: Sorry, but I am so not doing this.

Ino: Why not?

Sissi: Hello, we're on national TV. I'll get my hair wet.

Yumi: You're kidding right?

Ino: *walks up to her* Doesn't matter, you're doing it!

Sissi: Says who?

Ino: Says me! Now I don't want to ruin my hair as much as the next girl, but I'm not losing this challenge because you don't want your hair wet, you spoiled Daddy's girl!

Sissi: Back off you bottle blonde, flower girl bimbo!

Ino: *eyes widen and go into glare* Excuse me?! That's it, just for that, you're taking a dip! *picks up Sissi and throws her off the cliff*

Sissi: AAAAAH!! *lands in the safe zone then comes up and spits out a stream of water* Ugh! Ino, you are so dead!

Ino: I threw you in the safe zone didn't I?! Now I just hope I can make it. *jumps off* Aaah!! *lands in the safe zone next to Sissi and they look at each other angrily*

Tenten: Well, I guess I'm next. *jumps off* Aaah!!

Yumi: *jumps off* D'aaaaah!!

Odd: *jumps off* Yeeaaah!!!

Kiba: *jumps off* Yahooooo!!

Ulrich: *jumps off and doesn't react at all*

Aelita: *holds Jeremy* Jeremy, I'm scared.

Jeremy: Don't worry Aelita, I've got you. We've faced tougher challenges then this.

Aelita: Then let's go together. *they both jump off and land in the safe zone*

Shikamaru: *groans* I'm not doing this. It's too much of a drag.

Ino: *from cliff shore* Oh come on, Shikamaru!

Shikamaru: Sorry, Ino!

Beast Boy: Well Shikamaru, here's your chicken hat. *puts it on him*

Shikamaru: Whatever. *walks over to Choji and puts his hand on his shoulder* Well, it's all on you Choji. You can do it. *walks off*

Beast Boy: *on megaphone* Ok Gophers, this is it! You guys need this for the win! But you know, no pressure Choji.

Choji: *smiles in relief*

Beast Boy: Ok, there's pressure.

Choji: *frowns*

Gophers: *encourage Choji to jump*

Choji: *takes a deep breath then it cuts to confessional* Yeah, I was pretty nervous. You see, I'm not that strong a swimmer.

Beast Boy: Just get a good run at it dude. You can do this!

Choji: *walks back a couple of feet then cut to confessional* But at that moment, I remembered something. *out of confessional and his eyes widen then get determined*

Ino: *worried* Come on Choji.

Choji: *does a hand sign* Expansion Justu!! *his body expands into a giant ball*

Jeremy: Expansion what?!

Shikamaru: *shocked* Don't tell me he's gonna...

Choji: *tucks in arms, legs, and head*

Ino: Yep, he's gonna.

Choji: HUMAN BOULDER!!!!!!!!!

Shikamaru and Ino: Everyone hit the deck! *they start running*

Choji: *starts spinning super fast and rolls powerfully off of the cliff* Chubbies ruuuuule!!! *lands in the lake making a huge explosion of water soaking everyone and making the sharks get caught in a tree with WTF faces* *comes from underwater* Yes! Yes! I did it!! Chubbies rule!!

Beast Boy: The winners, the Screaming Gophers!!! You guys get an awesome hot tub for the rest of the summer!! Bass, I'll see you at elimination tonight.

Tenten: Whoo-hoo!!

Ino: Yes! Nice job Choji!

Choji: *looks back and forth at the water*

Shikamaru: What's wrong?

Choji: Uh...I think I lost my swimming trunks.

All: *groan in disgust*

(scene change to the mess hall and it goes to the Bass table)

Naruto: So...now what?

Sakura: I guess we decide who goes home.

Sasuke: In that case, I say one of the chicken twins. *points to Tamiya and Milly*

Tamiya: Hey! It's not our fault.

Milly: We just don't know how to swim.

Sakura: Yeah, so don't pick on them Sasuke.

Nicholas: Well, I think we lost because we have more ninja. *the ninja gasps*

Sakura: *goes up to him pissed and grabs him by the collar* You wanna repeat that?!

Sasuke: *goes up also pissed* Yeah, Nicholas, *sticks his sword in the table* enlighten us.

Nicholas: It's just that, my grandpa always told me stories about how he would defeat hundreds of ninja when he was in the military. And trust me, my grandpa is not that tough, so that must mean ninja aren't that tough either.

Herb: *face palms*

Sakura: At least all of us ninja jumped off the cliff!

Naruto: Hmph. Let's show him how tough a ninja really is.

Sasuke: Yeah, let's. *puts hand on sword and it crackles with electricity*

Hinata: Calm down everyone. I'm sure he doesn't mean it.

Nicholas: *Sakura drops him on the floor and he gets back up* Uh, yes I do. *dark aura rises from the ninja*

(Bonfire Ceremony)

Ninja: *glare at Nicholas*

Herb: *to Nicholas* You...probably shouldn't have said that stuff.

Beast Boy: Killer Bass, at camp, a marshmallow just represents a tasty treat to enjoy around the campfire.

Sasuke: And I'm assuming that here, it's the opposite?

Beast Boy: Exactly! Now stop interrupting! As I was saying, at this camp, they represent safety. You have all casted your votes and made your decisions. There are only ten marshmallows on this plate tonight. When I call your name, come up and get one. The camper, that doesn't get a marshmallow, must walk the Dock of Shame and board the Boat of Losers. That means, you're out of the competition, and--

Sasuke: Let me guess, we can't come back, ever?

Beast Boy: *anime anger pulse* Yes, now please, unless you would like to experience the Dock of Shame FIRSTHAND, shut up. Now, the first marshmallow goes to.........Naruto.

Naruto: Believe it! *runs up and gets his marshmallow*

Beast Boy: Rock Lee.

Rock Lee: Yosh! *runs up and gets his marshmallow*

Beast Boy: Hinata, Temari, Neji, Herb.

Herb: *to Nicholas* Good luck. *gets his marshmallow*

Beast Boy: Sasuke, Tamiya, and Milly.

Tamiya and Milly: Yay! *get their marshmallows*

Beast Boy: *dramatic close-up* Campers, this is the final marshmallow of the evening.

Sakura and Nicholas: *nervously look at the marshmallow*

Beast Boy: The final marshmallow goes to..........................................Sakura.

Sakura: *gasps then sighs in relief and gets her marshmallow*

Nicholas: *looks sad*

Beast Boy: I'm not surprised. Dude, insulting more than half your team before an elimination is just something you don't do. The Dock of Shame is that way, dude. *points to dock*

Herb: *as Nicholas passes him up* Bye, Nicholas.

Nicholas: *walks the Dock of Shame and boards the Boat of Losers*

Beast Boy: The rest of you, enjoy your marshmallows. You're all safe...for now. *smirks*

Sasuke: You do realize that you're not threating at all.

Beast Boy: *anime effect of his head getting huge and fire coming from his mouth and eyes* SHUT UP!!!

Sakura(confessional): Byye! *looks content*

(scene change to Gopher hot tub)

Odd: This is one awesome hot tub party! To the Screaming Gophers!

Gophers: To the Screaming Gophers!

Ino, Jeremy, and Choji: *start chanting and dancing* Go Gophers, Go Gophers, Go Gophers, Go Gophers... *continues on*

Sakura: *is walking to her cabin until she notices a cameraman* Is that thing on? *cameraman nods* Good. They can party all they want, but I'm going to win this thing. And no one's gonna stop me!